i was looking up chicken noises to annoy my sister and now i can’t breathe
well mannered boys who are into kinky shit behind closed doors
respectful boys who spank you til you’re bruised
calm boys who only lose it when someone else touches you
when he doesn’t love you anymore when you’re no longer young and beautiful
this is your periodic reminder that old-timey medicines did not fuck around
Tun the fuck up
The Beatles owe soooooo much to teenage girls for their success like i’m pretty sure it was teenage girls who were screaming and fainting at shows and buying all those records and not old ponytailed dudes or moody teen boys with bad hair? and somehow everyone forgets that when they’re yelling about “real music” and putting down teen girls for the performers they get excited about. like whatever. I see you.
A pet peeve of mine is when people think that 'having a child' is going to fix their problems and make them better people. They start seeing the kid as a magical life changing object that helps them grow opposed to realizing that another human being can’t make your ass grow up. YOU have to do that. You can’t leave that responsibility up to a new born that hasn’t yet learned how fucked up you are.
YOU have to want to change. It isn’t the baby that can do that for you.
nash grier is crying and justin bieber almost got punched by orlando bloom what a time to be alive